MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was […]

Because I’m sick of seeing the same trite “how is this satire” comments every time I post in this community, I’ve decided to start including the definition for everyone:

  • EchoCraniumEnglish
    76•2 days ago

    Well shit, what school got shot up today? Haven’t looked at the news yet, but odds are depressingly good that there was a school shooting somewhere around the US most days.

    • @[email protected]English
      40•2 days ago

      I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that these don’t make national news anymore because they are so common or that I found out about the shooting through The Onion of all places.

      • The QuuuuuillEnglish
        21•2 days ago

        this is what living in a terror state looks like. eventually the terror is so constant and ever present that you become numb to it. the best thing you can do is talk to friends and loved ones about how all this makes you really feel and how your proximity to this terror in your personal life has impacted you. we the people must take responsibility for weaving the narrative of this terror because the powers that be benefit from it and nurture it.

      • EchoCraniumEnglish
        10•2 days ago

        Yeah, I find out from seeing this infamous Onion headline. Again. Unfortunately we all know what it means by now.

    • @[email protected]OPEnglish
      55•2 days ago

      It was a k-12 private school in Madison, Wisconsin. It’s being reported that one teacher and a student are dead (the shooter is believed to be the dead student), and two more students are in critical condition.

      • Ioughttamow
        8•2 days ago

        There’s also 3k and 4k. There used to be younger aged daycare too, but that part closed down

    • @Lost_My_MindEnglish
      19•2 days ago

      News stations local websites usually have tabs at the top of their screens now for news that is a daily thing. Stuff like sports, weather, traffic, school closings for cities that live in snow regions. That sort of thing.

      “Public shootings” is now a tab on some local news stations…like this is the new normal.