MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was […]

Because I’m sick of seeing the same trite “how is this satire” comments every time I post in this community, I’ve decided to start including the definition for everyone:

  • @[email protected]English
    28•1 day ago

    It’s the new hot thing to do if you want attention. School shootings barely get reported on any more, but if you kill a CEO you get a whole month’s worth of attention. Even UFO’s can’t get that murder out of the headlines.

    • @psycho_driverEnglish
      3•1 day ago

      Drats those cheesy drone-FOs were supposed to do the trick!