• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    233 months ago

    My New Year’s resolution is to quit doing heroin so I have fifteen days to start.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      93 months ago

      Very clever, throw yourself into the pit you knowthink you can climb out of, so you can be proud of climbing out of it without actually making any progress

      • @kerrypacker
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        23 months ago

        I’m not sure if that’s how heroin works. I hear it’s really really really good.

        • @toynbee
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          3 months ago

          I believe this theory was also posited by a frequently referenced Reddit user.

          edit: And based on their experience, probably should not be heeded.