• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    212 days ago

    My New Year’s resolution is to quit doing heroin so I have fifteen days to start.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      82 days ago

      Very clever, throw yourself into the pit you knowthink you can climb out of, so you can be proud of climbing out of it without actually making any progress

      • @kerrypacker
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        21 day ago

        I’m not sure if that’s how heroin works. I hear it’s really really really good.

        • @toynbee
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          I believe this theory was also posited by a frequently referenced Reddit user.

          edit: And based on their experience, probably should not be heeded.

  • @cabron_offsets
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    112 days ago

    I probably fucked up 2025, just not apparent yet.

  • username
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    62 days ago

    I already fucked up 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028…

    2856 gonna be my year fr

  • @[email protected]
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    62 days ago

    I was definitely going to make a resolution to be worse than ever just to set realistic expectations.

  • @Mickey7
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    21 day ago

    If you think 2024 sucked for you remember that if you are reading this you don’t live in a literal war zone like some people do. Everything is relative

    • @toynbee
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      11 day ago

      Your confidence is enviable.