Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 14 hours agoJumping in would either give you superpowers or cancersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down120
arrow-up1235arrow-down1imageJumping in would either give you superpowers or cancersh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 14 hours agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Racelinkfedilink14•10 hours agooh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
minus-square@mojofrododojolinkEnglish7•10 hours ago firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Racelinkfedilink4•9 hours agoyes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•8 hours agoSounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
minus-square@mojofrododojolinkEnglish-3•8 hours agogood. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
minus-square@mojofrododojolinkEnglish-2•6 hours agoThere’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
Ha, you fucking wish
well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
smile outside of fun time? polizei
Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
Prolly just get a fine too.
There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.