FYI for us Americans, Georgia the country

  • KingJalopy
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    5511 hours ago

    FYI for us Americans, Georgia the country

    I honestly wondered where the fuck you can ski in Georgia for about 5 seconds before I read this

    • FenrirIII
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      109 hours ago

      Georgia, the state, has mountains and gets snow. There are places to ski, but it’s not big tourist stuff

        • @[email protected]
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          08 hours ago

          Hey! This is MY house! You can’t just tell me to leave!

          Okay, you’ve convinced me, here’s the key—the alarm code is 55378008

          • KingJalopy
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            48 hours ago

            Your code is… Boobless? I’ll never remember that! You’re lucky I’m like 2000 miles from there or I’d write that down and leave boobs in your house.

            • @[email protected]
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              18 hours ago

              You take that back! This is a booby-free house! I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my wife… “No one likes boobies, that’s why I invented the 8-cup bra for our uberboobiful dogs. Once people find out about these, they’re gonna sell big, baby!”

              • Dremor
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                23 hours ago

                But is it… Booby-trapped?

              • KingJalopy
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                08 hours ago

                Hmmm. No boobs eh? Fair enough. Your house probably stinks anyway, given your name, unless you’re more into mapping farts within your home. In which case, you’re safe.

                For now.

                But one day… BAM! Boobs. Everywhere.