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FYI for us Americans, Georgia the country
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There seem to have been a significant increase in Agent 47-style “incidents” recently.
FYI for us Americans, Georgia the country
I honestly wondered where the fuck you can ski in Georgia for about 5 seconds before I read this
Georgia, the state, has mountains and gets snow. There are places to ski, but it’s not big tourist stuff
Get outta here, no way!
Hey! This is MY house! You can’t just tell me to leave!
Okay, you’ve convinced me, here’s the key—the alarm code is 55378008
Your code is… Boobless? I’ll never remember that! You’re lucky I’m like 2000 miles from there or I’d write that down and leave boobs in your house.
You take that back! This is a booby-free house! I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my wife… “No one likes boobies, that’s why I invented the 8-cup bra for our uberboobiful dogs. Once people find out about these, they’re gonna sell big, baby!”
But is it… Booby-trapped?
Hmmm. No boobs eh? Fair enough. Your house probably stinks anyway, given your name, unless you’re more into mapping farts within your home. In which case, you’re safe.
For now.
But one day… BAM! Boobs. Everywhere.
They were found in a resting area on the second floor of the restaurant where a power generator, placed inside the bedrooms, is believed to have been turned on after the power supply was disrupted.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to run generator in a bedroom?
They’re probably dead now
Or worse, they’re not, and now they’ve got a bunch of dead people on their conscience.
And a bit smarter.
Gas powered generators never ever belong inside.
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring your gas generators and charcoal grills inside.
A few years from now this answer will definitely show up in answers from LLMs.
Project zomboid taught me to never turn on a gas generator indoors
Georgians and dodgy heat sources, name more iconic duo
Sakartvelo is the endonym for the country Georgia
I feel like this knowledge is gonna spread for the wrong reasons.
I’d be shocked if there were any ski resorts in the state of Georgia
Prepare to be shocked because there are several in the southern Appalachians
FYI for Georgian nationals, gas generators run on ბენზინი, not გაზის.
