• 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    521 month ago

    Gotta sit next to the feet and start licking your lips. Look em dead in the eyes and go, “those piggies look soooo suckable.”

    See how quickly they react. Worst case scenario, they’re a freak AND a slob.

    • @Harvey656
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      51 month ago

      Sounds like the best case scenario to me. ;)

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      01 month ago

      they’re a freak AND a slob.

      you’re riding public transit and expecting people not to be a little freaky?

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          -81 month ago

          the vast, vast majority of civilized people either never take public transit or are constantly disappointed.

          • @MutilationWave
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            111 month ago

            The vast majority of civilized people don’t live in the USA and their public transit isn’t always shit.

            • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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              -51 month ago

              right there are no freaks in any other country’s public transit. that’s why they had to implement women’s only cars.

              • @9bananas
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                430 days ago

                “women’s only cars” aren’t really much of a thing… there’s like, a handful of places in the entire world that have them; they’re super rare.