• @Mickey7OP
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    -239 hours ago

    Never thought about it but obviously everyman has had a dick in his hand for obvious reasons. And all females old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand. This is now stuck in my head. The next time I shake the hand of a woman I am going to wonder how many dicks she has had in that hand.

    • @shalafi
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      24 hours ago

      LOL. The politically correct police are on your ass tonight!

      I cannot believe the seriousness of these replies. What is it the kids say? “Touch grass”?

      • @Mickey7OP
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        14 hours ago

        It is amazing how so many people cannot simply joke around. Politics so consume their lives every single thing in life is viewed only in that context. And not only cannot they not simply joke around they are on a mission to impose their views on anyone who disagrees with them. What a sad way to go through life. Social media in general is all a joke. And this group specifically is all about just getting a laugh.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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      188 hours ago

      Hey, uh, don’t refer to male humans as “men” and then female humans as “females” like that. It’s kinda dehumanizing.

      Like, I get calling men, “males” and women “females”, because I’ll do that sometimes (I claim fur-brain as my defense, because calling anthro characters “man” or “woman” is weird); but try not to do the thing where you say “men” then “females” as if we’re a complete different species. That’s… just… not appropriate in a normal context.

      • @Zachariah
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        148 hours ago

        “male” and “female” are more appropriate as adjectives than nouns

        • @shalafi
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          35 hours ago

          Good god, that’s what I came to say. Thank you.

          We got the lemmy police on here though. “You can’t say that word!”

        • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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          88 hours ago

          Yes! I’ve been trying to figure out what the fuck the difference is for a long time but for some reason that explanation kept eluding me; I don’t mind being called “a female [blank]”, but just being called “a female” bothers me. But that’s it right there, it’s when it’s used as a noun.

          • @Zachariah
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            18 hours ago

            it’s literally objectifying you

    • @[email protected]
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      129 hours ago

      everyman

      females

      Everywomen/everymales

      all [women] old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand.

      Nah.

    • LostXOR
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      99 hours ago

      You’re assuming all women of sufficient age have had sex, which is just not true. Many women (and men) don’t have an interest in sexual activity, or haven’t had an opportunity to engage in it, regardless of age.

      • @Iheartcheese
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        38 hours ago

        show me where it says lesbians can’t love cock

        • @TheDoozer
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          68 hours ago

          Kind of irrelevant, because there’s lots of lesbians who have never touched a dick.

        • KingJalopy
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          38 hours ago

          I mean dildos are shaped like dicks generally so they probably have nothing against Dick, just the useless shit attached to it

          • @[email protected]
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            What if I told you that neither dicks nor dick-shaped objects are necessary for great sex?

    • @TheDoozer
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      38 hours ago

      Gonna has to go piece by piece through this:

      obviously everyman has had a dick in his hand for obvious reasons.

      This line is trans-exclusive, which would probably be given a pass by all but the most ardent trans-inclusive commenters, but still not great.

      And all females

      Dude. There are some times when an argument is made that saying “females” is not inherently objectifying, especially in a scientific, military, or other setting where people are categorized that way, with the significant difference being consistency (e.g. man/woman, male/female, etc). Using one then the other strips all that away and makes it seem like referring to women as “females” is just your normal tendency, which strongly suggests the objectifying behavior.

      And all females old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand.

      This is just obviously wrong, as plenty of lesbians, asexual people, or those with lack of access to sexual connections with others have not had a dick in their hands, and that is not an insignificant percentage of women, I’d imagine.

      The next time I shake the hand of a woman I am going to wonder how many dicks she has had in that hand.

      As if to underline the “females” comment, it’s pretty telling that you feel it worth mentioning that you’re going to wonder how many dicks were in the hands of women, but not men (especially funny since any man you meet has most likely had a dick in his hand more recently than a woman).

      Sometimes it is difficult to notice your own biases, so I hope this makes you think about what leads you toward thinking like this, and just general self-reflection.

    • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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      49 hours ago

      There are so many issues with this comment. Judgy and naïve in the best interpretation.

      • ElcaineVolta
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        28 hours ago

        I hate that OP is on my radar now but they seem to be constantly testing the bigotry waters, seems like possible ban evasion as well

    • @ChicoSuave
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      07 hours ago

      Men/Women Male/Female

      Those are the pairings you wanted. But, for fun, try swapping them next time and see what kind of attitude folks get.

      Male/Women

      Do it. Rustle some jimmies.