• Sippy Cup
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    162 months ago

    Sir I respect you but you are so wrong it’s embarrassing.

    The correct three flavors of jolly rancher are, in order:

    Green apple, watermelon, blue raspberry.

    • @CM400
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      132 months ago

      Indeed you are correct about the wrongness of the first conjecture, however, the correct flavor order is: Watermelon, Peach*, Green Apple

      *Peach is not included in the typical assortment, but is widely available on its own

      • Sippy Cup
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        112 months ago

        Sir I will not tolerate such reckless disregard for decorum. You are a scoundrel sir. A SCOUNDREL.

          • @tpihkal
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            42 months ago

            I do bite my thumb, sir.

            • @CM400
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              32 months ago

              And I’d wager to say it was better than blue raspberry, twere’nt it?