• @ninjabard
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    192 months ago

    The three best flavors of jolly rancher are, in order: Watermelon, Green Apple, Blue Raspberry.

    • Sippy Cup
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      162 months ago

      Sir I respect you but you are so wrong it’s embarrassing.

      The correct three flavors of jolly rancher are, in order:

      Green apple, watermelon, blue raspberry.

      • @CM400
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        132 months ago

        Indeed you are correct about the wrongness of the first conjecture, however, the correct flavor order is: Watermelon, Peach*, Green Apple

        *Peach is not included in the typical assortment, but is widely available on its own

        • Sippy Cup
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          112 months ago

          Sir I will not tolerate such reckless disregard for decorum. You are a scoundrel sir. A SCOUNDREL.

            • @tpihkal
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              42 months ago

              I do bite my thumb, sir.

              • @CM400
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                32 months ago

                And I’d wager to say it was better than blue raspberry, twere’nt it?