• @expatriado
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    351 month ago

    you don’t have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone

    • @jaybone
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      161 month ago

      Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(

      • @Grimy
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        211 month ago

        Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

        • @MutilationWave
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          31 month ago

          I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure

          • Echo Dot
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            21 month ago

            Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

            • @MutilationWave
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              130 days ago

              Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I’m going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I’m way ahead of this tip.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

      • @[email protected]
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        130 days ago

        Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.