See! You’re not THAT poor. Just give it another few decades!

    • ScrubblesOP
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      122 months ago

      All they did was stop their once a week Starbucks and they became executives!

    • @MutilationWave
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      -202 months ago

      Stop it! The avocado toast shit is so old, my wife’s mom repeated it like it was a clever joke two years ago

      • @JigglySackles
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        202 months ago

        Spoken like someone that’s a little too attached to their avocado toast.

        • @MutilationWave
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          62 months ago

          Guilty as charged. I buy $4 avocados in the winter because I’m rich as fuck.

          Not really. I buy them when they’re $1 or less, in season. I’ve never even made avocado toast for real. I cut them in half, score them, then squeeze lime juice on plus salt or Tajin. Scoop them with a spoon. So delicious.

          • @JigglySackles
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            52 months ago

            Nice, that sounds delicious. I’m actually guilty of enjoying avocado toast every now and again. There is a “everything bagel” seasoning at Trader Joes that goes super well on top. The funny thing is I had no idea what avocado toast was or that it was a thing until boomers started bitching about it. Sounded good so I tried it lol

            • @MutilationWave
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              32 months ago

              That everything bagel seasoning is the shit. Kinder’s is a brand I hadn’t seen until recently and their seasonings are awesome. Not full of sugar which I hate. They’re a bit pricy but they come in big-ass bottles

              • @JigglySackles
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                22 months ago

                I’ve had some Kinder’s stuff. Most were really solid.