See! You’re not THAT poor. Just give it another few decades!

  • @MutilationWave
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    -201 month ago

    Stop it! The avocado toast shit is so old, my wife’s mom repeated it like it was a clever joke two years ago

    • @JigglySackles
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      201 month ago

      Spoken like someone that’s a little too attached to their avocado toast.

      • @MutilationWave
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        61 month ago

        Guilty as charged. I buy $4 avocados in the winter because I’m rich as fuck.

        Not really. I buy them when they’re $1 or less, in season. I’ve never even made avocado toast for real. I cut them in half, score them, then squeeze lime juice on plus salt or Tajin. Scoop them with a spoon. So delicious.

        • @JigglySackles
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          51 month ago

          Nice, that sounds delicious. I’m actually guilty of enjoying avocado toast every now and again. There is a “everything bagel” seasoning at Trader Joes that goes super well on top. The funny thing is I had no idea what avocado toast was or that it was a thing until boomers started bitching about it. Sounded good so I tried it lol

          • @MutilationWave
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            31 month ago

            That everything bagel seasoning is the shit. Kinder’s is a brand I hadn’t seen until recently and their seasonings are awesome. Not full of sugar which I hate. They’re a bit pricy but they come in big-ass bottles

            • @JigglySackles
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              230 days ago

              I’ve had some Kinder’s stuff. Most were really solid.