• Trailblazing Braille Taser
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      112 months ago

      Nah, I assume it’s more like some unconscious dude shows up at your house with a weirdly sharp penis, he impregnates the house, and then the house explodes and a bunch of little dudes spill out.

          • @[email protected]
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            62 months ago

            Not self-replicating. It’s like a knife dildo that remodels your body into a knife dildo factory.

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              22 months ago

              so like 3d printers, you get one and before you know it all you’re doing is using the 3d printer to build more 3d printers

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      12 months ago

      i guess that viruses might be evolutionarily very old, dating back to the RNA-world-episode, seeing how primitive they are.

      maybe they could have a use (exchanging DNA segments between individuals) but that is pure speculation on my part.