@[email protected] to A Boring Dystopia • 2 months agoThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1524arrow-down117cross-posted to: orphancrushing
arrow-up1507arrow-down1imageThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.net@[email protected] to A Boring Dystopia • 2 months agomessage-square110fedilinkcross-posted to: orphancrushing
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish10•2 months agoBut where will I get my orphan paste you monster
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink8•2 months agoSynthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink4•2 months agoThat is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoPshh, that’s horsecock You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
minus-squareSkaveRatlinkfedilink2•2 months agoAll things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink1•2 months agoYes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.
But where will I get my orphan paste you monster
Synthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
But that chemical aftertaste, eww.
That is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
Pshh, that’s horsecock
You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
All things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
Yes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.