• @NOT_RICK
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    104 hours ago

    This is our actual national pastime. Baseball is just a fad

    • @Tyfud
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      53 hours ago

      The rules to baseball seem to line up even:

      1. Someone tosses you a gift (Baseball)
      2. You smack the shit out of in a way that forces everyone to go looking for/chasing it as a distraction.
      3. Invade their bases, stealing whatever you can.
      4. Return home with your stolen bases without the other side being able to touch you in any way.
      5. Hailed as a hero.

      Which part of sportsball am I missing here.

      • @NOT_RICK
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        33 hours ago

        I’m struggling to squeeze the ground rule double into your analogy

        • @dogslayeggs
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          12 hours ago

          Something about a bullshit rule that can be exploited by those in power.