• @Tyfud
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    53 hours ago

    The rules to baseball seem to line up even:

    1. Someone tosses you a gift (Baseball)
    2. You smack the shit out of in a way that forces everyone to go looking for/chasing it as a distraction.
    3. Invade their bases, stealing whatever you can.
    4. Return home with your stolen bases without the other side being able to touch you in any way.
    5. Hailed as a hero.

    Which part of sportsball am I missing here.

    • @NOT_RICK
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      33 hours ago

      I’m struggling to squeeze the ground rule double into your analogy

      • @dogslayeggs
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        12 hours ago

        Something about a bullshit rule that can be exploited by those in power.