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minus-squareSnot FlickermanlinkfedilinkEnglish18•edit-21 month ago…to stay alive, naturally. Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan. Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•1 month agoBecause Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish3•1 month agowhy don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
Why is he eating it then?
…to stay alive, naturally.
Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.
Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
Rare Exports vibe
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?