• Kalkaline
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    121 day ago

    I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn’t even roll down the driveway, he couldn’t even get a basic gift right.

    • @Frozengyro
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      81 day ago

      I asked for a hooker, and she had 16 fingers!