• southsamurai
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    513 days ago

    They have a tesseract for that. Which makes sense when you think about it, what with their entire village being near only a single human habitation, and that being a wizard.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      513 days ago

      A wizard who could not decide whether he wanted to eat the Smurfs or turn them into gold. I mean they must taste really good if he was torn like that.

      • @[email protected]
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        813 days ago

        In the comic at least, a smurf is the last ingredient Gargamel needs to make a philosopher’s stone.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          713 days ago

          I’m pretty sure they were not clear on that in the cartoon (at least in the U.S.) and I would support that by saying that they had to change Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in the U.S. because they thought American kids wouldn’t understand.

          That makes it worse though… either eat them or give himself the god-like powers of the philosopher’s stone which includes transmuting anything into gold. And he can’t decide.

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        413 days ago

        Makes me wonder if the whole universe of smurfdom is just Gargamel tripping on shrooms he picked and ate, then started seeing the rest as houses.