The separatists have launched a blistering attack against the loyalists, SLAMMING several of their sound bites in response to last night’s tactical DRAGGING of their policies. Experts fear this conflict may escalate to BLASTING, but separatist negotiators have confidence an accord can be reached where both parties simply continue to grow disgustingly rich and powerful by exploiting the ignorance and inherent oligarchic weakness of the lower and middle classes.