• @hOrni
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    137 days ago

    The weirdest sentence in this article was “starring Lindsey Lohan”.

    • @[email protected]
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      207 days ago

      “We spent a day together,” Lohan tells her lover, James, in “Irish Wish.” “I admit it was a beautiful day filled with dramatic vistas and romantic rain, but that doesn’t give you the right to question my life choices. Tomorrow I’m marrying Paul Kennedy.” “Fine,” he responds. “That will be the last you see of me because after this job is over I’m off to Bolivia to photograph an endangered tree lizard.”

      This reads like the writer got the note and decided to just go all in on malicious compliance.

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        36 days ago

        the last sentence there really sounds like it’s about to transition into a tree fiddy joke

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      17 days ago

      My wife keeps watching everything with LL in it. I find it unbearable. They’re like Hallmark films but worse.