The Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 2 months agoI suppose that doesn't hurt anything...imagemessage-square45arrow-up1682arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1678arrow-down1imageI suppose that doesn't hurt anything...The Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 2 months agomessage-square45cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•2 months ago“Sure you can.” Later on the druid fails a diplomacy check because they’ve got an ant stuck between their teeth.
minus-square@AngryCommieKenderlink5•2 months agoDruids shouldn’t be engaging in diplomacy anyway. Most of the druids I’ve known, thought that diplomacy = “destroy all cities and allow the forest to grow you humanoid bastards!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months ago"okay so i have a great deal for you, you stop expanding your logging business and i don’t turn into a tiger and eat your face, sound good?
“Sure you can.” Later on the druid fails a diplomacy check because they’ve got an ant stuck between their teeth.
Druids shouldn’t be engaging in diplomacy anyway. Most of the druids I’ve known, thought that diplomacy = “destroy all cities and allow the forest to grow you humanoid bastards!”
"okay so i have a great deal for you, you stop expanding your logging business and i don’t turn into a tiger and eat your face, sound good?