ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask LemmyEnglish • 2 months agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-square215fedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1154arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask LemmyEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square215fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@betterdeadthanredditlinkEnglish40•2 months agoMaybe you’re more important than you give yourself credit for.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink31•edit-22 months agoIn that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
minus-square@betterdeadthanredditlinkEnglish22•2 months agoTake comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Maybe you’re more important than you give yourself credit for.
In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.