Like this:

But replace “Hawaii” with your location.

🙃

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    62
    edit-2
    6 days ago

    At my current location, I’d expect it to be an error, since I’m about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        31
        edit-2
        6 days ago

        In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.

        • @betterdeadthanreddit
          link
          English
          226 days ago

          Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    • @JustAPenguin
      link
      256 days ago

      Please send penguin pics or else you’ll be wishing for a ballistic missile

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        24 days ago

        Cool 😎
        19 hours of sunshine, 0-10 degrees Celsius, windy as fuck, and you better apply the strongest sunscreen you can get 3x a day or you’ll regret it.

        • @Scott_of_the_Arctic
          link
          24 days ago

          We’re experiencing a couple of hours of twilight at midday at the moment but otherwise darkness. No aurora either because it’s been mostly cloudy since the beginning of polar night. Also it’s been raining on and off, which is not a good sign.

    • @Soggy
      link
      English
      14 days ago

      Those penguins have it coming.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      46 days ago

      Remember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command…