• @[email protected]
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    76 days ago

    Ever read Lamb: the gospel according to Jesus’s childhood friend, Biff? First place I’d heard of this idea.

    • @thesystemisdown
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      36 days ago

      I was hoping to see this comment. That book is great, as are most of Christopher Moore’s books.

    • Jerkface (any/all)
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      -26 days ago
      The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
      
      > Oh great oracle,
      >
      > what do you do with a supplicant who leaves his .sig at
      > the end of his questions?
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      > --
      And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
      
      } WHAT R U TALK1N' ABOUT MAN?  SIGZ ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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