• @galanthus
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    -55 days ago

    Canned goods? They don’t taste very well. Might as well buy some wine.

    • @[email protected]
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      45 days ago

      You might wine up with a mess of shards and stains. Whereas you can pummel an assailant to death and still have Chicken Corn Chowder for lunch. (Just don’t put away any dented cans, use them immediately.)

      • @galanthus
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        05 days ago

        Well I think a wine bottle would do more damage, and maybe not even break.