• @[email protected]
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    422 days ago

    You might wine up with a mess of shards and stains. Whereas you can pummel an assailant to death and still have Chicken Corn Chowder for lunch. (Just don’t put away any dented cans, use them immediately.)

    • @galanthus
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      022 days ago

      Well I think a wine bottle would do more damage, and maybe not even break.