They’re not pushing this far enough. Lard, beer, and tequila for your fries? And yet they are not served in the style of poutine, adding yet more cheese to the already bloating blockage you once called a colon?
And where. The. FUCK. Is my deep fried cookie dough lardshake‽ Their menu is a shame, a blight upon what should be delightful sacrifice to the Lords of Eternal Hunger.
No, but there isn’t enough bacon. Gotta wrap the lettuce, tomato, and buns.
Then wrap it all in even more bacon, and deep fry.
Is that you, Dave from Heart Attack Grill?
The Octuple Bypass could contain even more meat.
They’re not pushing this far enough. Lard, beer, and tequila for your fries? And yet they are not served in the style of poutine, adding yet more cheese to the already bloating blockage you once called a colon?
And where. The. FUCK. Is my deep fried cookie dough lardshake‽ Their menu is a shame, a blight upon what should be delightful sacrifice to the Lords of Eternal Hunger.