• Nate Cox
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    1146 days ago

    Do these designers not have children? Wiping pee off the seat is like an every time thing; seems silly not to just use a bit of toilet paper.

    Even I have to clean up when I miss; which happens max, max, 95% of the time.

    • @danekrae
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      666 days ago

      And if paper that immediately dissolves when wet scratches the seat; maybe use better materials.

      • @[email protected]
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        05 days ago

        You don’t clean plastic lens spectacles with paper as paper will scratch the lenses, though glass lenses can be wiped with paper. Wood is harder than plastic.

      • @[email protected]
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        -16 days ago

        Toilet paper is wood, while the seats are plastic. Wood is a 2.5-ish on the mohs scale, and plastics tend to be too. So they scratch at a 2.5 with deeper grooves at a level 3, even on a micro scale. The alternative is to use ceramics for the seat, but the fragility means one rough drop of the seat and it could shatter. Metals are generally no better.

    • @DocMcStuffin
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      276 days ago

      Do these designers not have children?

      Their children are furry and meow. But in all seriousness, I would consider it an engineering oversight for not considering how their product is being used in real households.

      Even I have to clean up when I miss; which happens max, max, 95% of the time.

      You miss a max of 95% of the time? 🙃 On a related note, most people are bad with percentages.

      • @[email protected]
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        13 days ago

        Their children are furry and meow.

        Cat claws are infinitely sharper than toilet paper, and cats like to explore. Checkmate against Toto?

        • @A7thStone
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          136 days ago

          I’d say a max of 95% of the time.

      • @trolololol
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        34 days ago

        furry

        Ah that’s what they use to keep it dry, just do a victory dance while sitting on it

    • sircac
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      -36 days ago

      Pee sit down, like when you shit, give it a try, not reason to not do it and saves a loooooooooot of burden, including time.

      • sircac
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        118 hours ago

        WoW! Judging the current net negative downvotes I assume that the voters were not ready for my proposal, but I swear that I enjoy several orders of magnitude less mess and higiene in my toilet seat since I did it without any drawback… good luck!

      • @[email protected]
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        35 days ago

        People equipped with a penis standing to pee should really have the toilet seat raised out of the way

      • @Soggy
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        66 days ago

        Joke’s on you, the geometry of my toilet means that sit-and-pissers splash into the bottom of the seat so I have to clean the rim way more often than I used to!

    • metaStatic
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      -156 days ago

      the only thing I’ve ever had to wipe off the seat is condensation. I’ve no doubt children find a way to get pee on it but anyone with two braincells to rub together knows the seat moves out of the way

      • CheezyWeezle
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        66 days ago

        I work in an extremely high level professional environment for a multi trillion dollar company.

        I gotta wipe piss off the seat every damn time I go into the bathrooms here.

        It doesn’t matter how smart or dumb people are, piss will end up in, on, and around the places where people piss.