I realise this isn’t really tumblr, but this entire stream just made me laugh so much I thought it deserved a wider audience.

    • Gabe BellOPEnglish
      1•21 days ago

      I must be missing something, cause “CJ” to me is the Press Secretary from The West Wing, and I don’t remember her having to follow a train…

      Unless this is one of those weird episodes they never broadcast? (“Bartlett and Cregg, PI” ?)

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
          5•21 days ago

          I thought it was just a reference to the fact that big smoke says the same line every time you fail which was incredibly infuriating if you fail multiple times in a row.

          “REALLY BIG SMOKE!? THAT’S ALL I HAD TO DO!? FOLLOW THE TRAIN!? ALL YO BITCH ASS HAD TO DO WAS SHOOT THOSE MFER’S YET HERE WE ARE”

          • Fushuan [he/him]English
            2•21 days ago

            Then that piece of shit betrays us.

            Big Smoke is THE asshole through the game so him repeating that line fits very well.

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
              1•21 days ago

              I still like the theory that he only took so long to order so the other gang had time to get there

        • Gabe BellOPEnglish
          2•21 days ago

          See – that makes more sense.

          Although now I kind of want to see the former President and his ex chief of staff solving crimes and chasing trains…