• NutWrench
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    1167 days ago

    “We never expected that the guy who told us to fight Covid by eating horse paste and shoving UV lights up our butts wouldn’t know a damn thing about science.”

    • @ours
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      677 days ago

      Give him some credit… he also suggested ingesting bleach. Technically it would have killed COVID and guaranteed the patient never got COVID or any other sickness ever again.

      • @[email protected]
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        246 days ago

        Just to clarify drinking bleach is probably less bad than what he actually suggested, which was injecting disinfectant.

        • @Bytemeister
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          136 days ago

          Just to clarify, the Maga chuds dying from drinking bleach, od’ing on ivermectin and getting sunburns in their colon would have been a net gain for humanity. Which is why it’s taking all my restraint not to say anything about birdflu and raw milk.

          • @[email protected]
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            36 days ago

            Yeah, well, colonic sunburns only spread through memes, every human case of bird flu increases the likelihood of human to human transmission

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      86 days ago

      He literally stole from a cancer charity, and this was well known long before the election.

      • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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        66 days ago

        Not just well known… He’s outright banned from ever having a controlling stake in a charity. Because his theft was so blatant and widespread that regulators decided he can’t be trusted with it again.

        If he ever joins a charity as a director, the charity must have a majority of directors outside of his “inner circle”, must use external accounting firms, and must retain a law firm experienced in charity law. Basically, he can’t ever have a controlling stake in a charity.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          46 days ago

          BUT, he can have full control over the nuclear launch codes, and funnel taxpayer money straight into his hotel business. Great job American voters! Great fucking job.