“Sorry, I got to return this video”
“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”
“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”
“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”
“Can I borrow that VHS?”
“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”
“Do you know where a phone is?”
Believe it or not, I recently have to script transferring files to and from a BBS. Got to love working with state governments.
It’s more secure than uploading to AWS 🤷♂️
I still love telnet.