“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

  • Noxy
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    364 days ago

    “Get off the internet, I’m expecting a call”

    • I'm_All_NEET:3OP
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      Surly there were always people who say things like “wow, I can’t believe this thing is happening it’s like it’s 2004” or something.

      • konalt
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        “it’s literally the year two thousand and four”

  • AZERTY
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    “Call me after 9. I ran out of minutes.”

    • Noxy
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      I forgot about free nights and weekends!

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    “Hark, Alfred, the smith’s apprentice, was taken by the plague - find your goodfellows and see if any of their sons of the working age would wish gainful employment to a kind master.”

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    Nobody referred to videos as “VHS” unless they were explicitly trying to distinguish the medium from betamax. They just called them “videos” and “tapes” or “videotape.”

    for example: Hey can I borrow that tape?

    That movie just came out on video.

    Be kind, rewind your videotape.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      I was born in the late 80’s by the time Betamax had died out so VHS was the de facto only video tape format in wide use, Hi-8 existed but was only used in the airlines despite being smaller and better. So movie previews would talk about “Coming soon to own on video” or people would say “I’ve got it on tape.” It would feel weirdly early 80’s to specify…until late in the DVD era and into blu-ray when VHS was a truly dead format and people started calling it that again.

      Similarly, I never heard anyone pronounce “SNES” as a one letter word until at least the Gamecube era; it was the Super Nintendo at the time.

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        I was growing up when the SNES came out. I was a rare person that had an NES and I knew of no one with both an NES and SNES so most people I knew called the SNES “Nintendo”.

        After the game cube was absolutely when “S’ness” became popular.

    • SanguinePar
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      Conversely, I still sometimes refer to DVDs, Blu Rays and even streaming media as “videos”.

      Which is both anachronistic, but also technically correct.

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    “Dammit, my tape is stuck inside the VCR again!”

    “99 cents for a song? Hell yeah. I’m never buying CDs again.” (A reference to the iTunes Music Store launch)

    “I ran out of free AOL time. Better get another demo disc”

    Speaking of AOL, “yo, what’s your AIM screenname?” (Replace “AIM” with your favorite messaging service at the time if you used that)

    “Mom, can I have a PlayStation 2? -No. -But it plays DVDs.”

    “Oh, I can’t wait to see the wonderful New York Twin Towers, I’m so excited for what’s coming!” (I was too young to even remember the concept of different countries existing so I had no idea what “America” even was, let alone being confused about 9/11)

    “I got slimed. It was so. Much. Fun.”

    “I’m so glad the United Kingdom won Eurovision, I can’t wait to see how the next year’s contest will turn out. Katrina was so amazing” (1997 was the last time the UK won)

    “What a wonderful Saturday morning. Time to watch some cartoons.”

    “My phone has a NiCd battery, and it’s almost out of juice so I can’t just plug it in because I will ruin the battery. I have to wait until it literally turns off.”

    “Belgrade is the capital of Yugoslavia”

    “Finally got my fresh new copy of Mac OS X. Time to see what’s it’s like.” proceeds to stay on OS 9 for a few more years

    That’s all I can think of.

    • @Psythik
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      More like “99¢ per song? What a ripoff! I’ll just download them from KaZaA instead.”

  • @einlander
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    “No body ever got fired for choosing IBM”

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      I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

      They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.

  • Arthur Besse
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    “Sorry, I got to return this video”

    2004 is when the Blockbuster video rental chain was at its peak (cite), and VHS was still in wide use at the time having only been surpassed by DVD rentals a year earlier. Speed dial was also still a thing then, payphones still exist today, and, although complaints were filed against Bill Cosby much earlier the public wasn’t widely aware of them until 2014.

    How about “John Kerry is the candidate who can prevent a second Bush term” ?

    • I'm_All_NEET:3OP
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      It’s weird how slow things really are. In 2006 you could have rented a VHS from blockbuster and gone home and upload it to YouTube.

      • @PriorityMotif
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        I moved out on my own that year and only had cable Internet and a cell phone. Facebook was still edu only, myspace was still popular as hell, you could get DVDs through the mail from Netflix, movie piracy was extremely popular.

      • @wildcardology
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        I think you’ll still need specialized equipment to hookup a VHS machine to a computer and digitize it.

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          Nope. RCA > S-Video, HDMI, or FireWire. Any of the three would have worked at the time. And many VCRs had either HDMI, VGA, or S-Video out.

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      Yeah I got my first mobile phone in 2004 and it was one of the Nokia’s, 3310 probably. We definitely still had a landline with speed dial and absolutely did not have streaming. Definitely still had VHS, probably got our first DVD player the year before but still used both.