• @[email protected]
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    265 days ago

    Someone probably tried to heat “clean” urine to pass a drug test.

    The war on drugs killed my convenience store burritos.

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      55 days ago

      Or even synthetic urine. If a drug test can’t tell the difference, it’s gonna be close enough to smell like you microwaved real piss.

      • @MutilationWave
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        95 days ago

        Yeah but microwave would be hard to get the temp right. It’s better to use hand warmers. Not that I would know anything about that.

      • @[email protected]
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        45 days ago

        Never tried it myself. I did provide clean urine to a friend, but I think their plan was just to wear it in/near their crotch long enough for it to warm up.

        I’d imagine microwaving might work, as long as you didn’t do it too long. But, I don’t know if there’s some ions or proteins in urine that are more sensitive to microwaves than other heating methods.

      • @Kryptenx
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        25 days ago

        Yes it contains all the markers that pass the controls of the test. Easy option for an unsupervised urine test.