• @[email protected]
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      125 days ago

      You stand on the bowl as you struggle to pull yourself up. On top of the window sil, a large spider rushes your face. In a fear response, you land in the bowl and fall back against the stall door, causing 10 points of damage and lowering your charisma for 5 turns until the water dries off.

        • @[email protected]
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          65 days ago

          DMs kinda have to pull a lot of punches in reality 😉 sometimes we like to let loose on the internet

        • @[email protected]
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          85 days ago

          I mean, since you asked…

          Pulling yourself up to the window, you look out into a dingy, dirty alley. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. Piles of trash, a clang of a metal can falling, the scurrying of small, dark creatures. Unremarkable. Perhaps, TOO unremarkable?

        • Natanael
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          45 days ago

          Hey, I didn’t say you got infected, you don’t know if it might be vials until you ask

      • @Iheartcheese
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        65 days ago

        I’ve been through far too much recently. I decided to end it all. I kill myself.

        • Natanael
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          125 days ago

          Your guilt stops you from going through with it, especially because of the neighbor’s dog which you dogsit occasionally. Who else buys it those fancy treats? (actually 5 more people in the building, but you don’t know that)

          You hear a conversation outside the door, do you listen in?

            • Natanael
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              14 days ago

              They start screaming very loudly. You stagger away from the door and it’s gonna take a minute to hear normally again.

              You brought a bag earlier. Look in it?

                • @qarbone
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                  14 days ago

                  The bag was empty. But it successfully distracts you from the fact that the floor is now lava. You die, no save.