Not actually a shower thought; this occurred while waiting in line to cross the border from Canada back to the US. In fact, I had a double “I told you so” for my wife in that line, and she clearly knew it. The past 3 years we’ve visited my wife’s parents over the holidays but I’ve always said I want to get back across the border before New Year’s Day in part because traffic would be better, but this year with the dates she convinced me and insisted we never have to wait at Champlain so it would be fine. As we approached the border and message signs announced waits exceeding an hour I had my first one. Then as we were waiting in line I noticed there was basically no line for the NEXUS lane, which I’ve been pushing for years but she felt we didn’t need because the application sounded complicated and “we never have to wait” at border crossings.
Second best: telling your former boss to do a full rip and replace of their ERP system (they didn’t, bad things happened) and now they’ve hired you as a consultant to advise on the implemention if the new ERP system at $20k/month.
I’m going to guess erp doesn’t mean “erotic role play” here but maybe you had a niche job.
Enterprise resource planning. No too much erotic about it. Probably for the best…
If you don’t find resource planning on an enterprise level erotic then I don’t know what’s wrong with me
…it is still role playing :)
Help! I got stuck in a spreadsheet and can’t get out.
OOF, cheers and well done homie! That’s delicious.