• @Boddhisatva
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    344 days ago

    Meanwhile at Google, searches for the height of Marjorie Taylor Greene suddenly spike.

    It’s 5’ 3". Saved you a search.

      • @[email protected]
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        34 days ago

        You’re imagining all of the shit being clumped together at once, as if 50+ people all shat into a pile to create her.

        What is much more likely is that she was shat out by a single individual, giving the piles time to dry up a little bit between each shitting. Providing that extra bit of structural integrity it takes for her to do that crossfit bullshit.

    • FuglyDuck
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      134 days ago

      Thanks. I don’t suppose you happen to know the height of the virginia guy they just arrested and were “investigating” for over a year? the one with shitloads of pipebombs?

        • FuglyDuck
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          54 days ago

          next question…

          any chance this guy is dating Marge?

    • @AbidanYre
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      94 days ago

      So she was wearing platform shoes at the time?