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minus-squareohellidklinkfedilinkEnglish16•5 days agoAnd it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
minus-square@explodIng_lImelink29•5 days agoTry to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpoxlinkEnglish15•5 days agoWe call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•5 days agoWorking from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•5 days agoI used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
minus-square@rockSlayerlink4•5 days agoYou don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
minus-square@dinguslinkEnglish1•4 days agoThis is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish2•3 days ago“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry
minus-square@surewhynotlemlink3•4 days agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
And it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
You don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
Oh they’re never peaceful
This is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.