• @[email protected]OPM
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    2322 days ago

    Plants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.

    • Mr Fish
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      1222 days ago

      And then there’s hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        822 days ago

        And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.

        So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.