• @[email protected]OPM
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      2321 days ago

      Plants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.

      • Mr Fish
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        1221 days ago

        And then there’s hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum

        • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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          821 days ago

          And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.

          So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.

    • edric
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      1421 days ago

      The pollen in my area just makes me into a sniffling, red eyed, mess.

  • @[email protected]
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    1321 days ago

    i mean it’s not like you need to go to plants for unassisted sex changes, lots of fishes just see that there’s too few females around and transition out of sheer desperation to get laid

  • @ZILtoid1991
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    719 days ago

    Spoiler alert: Transphobia was never about science, but about control. Every time I debated with some transphobes I know would spit out that they just want to “uphold normalcy” the very moment they started to lose ground on the science and harm prevention arguments.

  • @multifariace
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    720 days ago

    Sure, and I can be polyploid and spread my sperm into the wind.