• konalt
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    213 days ago

    Don’t put them too far away otherwise people might think the house is inhabited by two one legged amputees

    • @jaybone
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      93 days ago

      “I’m sure they have plenty of good stuff to steal, with all that extra money they are saving on shoes!”

      • @[email protected]
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        23 days ago

        Lol I never thought about this.

        An amputee missing his right leg walks into the bar, sees an amputee missing his left leg.

        “Hey dude what shoe size are you?”

        “11.5, why?”

        “No way me too! You want all my rights? I’ll trade for your lefts!”