• qyron
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    Never been in a threesome but I’m lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

    On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

    MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to “feel” bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

    FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

    Last but not least: can’t say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but… damn.

          • JaggedRobotPubes
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            94 days ago

            Yeah how dare that person be in favor of whatever color that is!

            • NotAnonymousAtAal
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              #FFFFFF represents the color white.

              The whole thing was clearly intended as a joke.

              That joke was a bit edgy, misguided and/or tactless.

              The reaction still seems a bit extreme to me.

            • @[email protected]
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              -294 days ago

              I believe in [white] supremacy

              Yeah how dare that person be in favor of whatever color that is!

              Are you a racist too or just a special kind of moron? Either way, same goes for you, fuck off.

              • @angrystego
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                The funny thing is your first comment about racism was probably upvoted because people thought you were playfully continuing with joke.

              • swab148
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                Maybe they just don’t know the hexadecimal color naming schema.

                • @[email protected]
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                  -154 days ago

                  Obvious from context. And if they still couldn’t tell, perhaps they’d have been better off just shutting the fick up.

      • @toynbee
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        There’s a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.

          • @toynbee
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            Here I thought that if I received a response, it would be challenging my correlation of “unfortunate” and “nurse themed porn.”

            I am pleasantly surprised by this departure from my expectations. Sort of.

          • @toynbee
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            Hey, thanks, guy.

            My memory involved Carla being the one who had participated and Todd being the “damn!” one, so that’s probably why I had trouble finding it. Your assistance (threesome-five?) is greatly appreciated.

      • qyron
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        53 days ago

        You’re right.

        Buttercup was the green one, right?

          • @[email protected]
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            53 days ago

            Buttercup was just the concrete operations goth. Blossom was the badass. Unless you’re just saying she had a bad ass, in which case, bro, why are you staring at the ass of a kindergartner?

          • qyron
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            23 days ago

            Well, seeing Bubbles bitting someome is indeed a surprise. If it was Buttercup, nobody would give it a second thought; she would fight dirty given the chance.

    • @Buddahriffic
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      Yeah, when it’s just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it’s kinda hard to go wrong.

      Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.

      At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.

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            Don’t want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

            Since when does being straight mean you’re bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that’s just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

          • @[email protected]
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            Terminal?! Is there no cure? You’re the best doctor in the tri state area! You gotta be able to patch me up!

    • @Chekhovs_Gun
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      MMF trios are easier to manage.

      Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway