• @AnUnusualRelic
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    172 days ago

    You can make a perfectly serviceable peg leg with an old broom handle. Ask your insurance company for a free how-to brochure!

    • @[email protected]
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      92 days ago

      And then throw out your back or fall and break a hip because of the unnatural motion required to walk with said broomstick.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 days ago

      That was good enough for Ahab, and he was able to captain a commercial ship using his! Back in the good old days nobody expected insurance to cover ordinary everyday whale attacks. Those were “acts of God” just like everything else.

    • @AngryRobot
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      12 days ago

      Your health insurance corporation would charge you $50 for that brochure.