@themaninblack to memes • 1 day agoService dogimagemessage-square38arrow-up1975arrow-down18cross-posted to: shittylifeprotips
arrow-up1967arrow-down1imageService dog@themaninblack to memes • 1 day agomessage-square38cross-posted to: shittylifeprotips
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•edit-222 hours agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-square@MissJinxlink19•20 hours agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•25 minutes agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•19 hours agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•20 hours agoOh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
minus-squareMidnight WolflinkEnglish3•19 hours agoThat’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe. 1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
That’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
He actually belonged to your mum
Oh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
That’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe.
1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️