• Midnight Wolf
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    1116 days ago

    Boobs? Ass? Ew. He was clearly a dong man. That whole bit about parting the sea? He actually just whipped out his gigantic cock and created a bridge with it.

    • @[email protected]
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      916 days ago

      Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.

    • @BreadOven
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      115 days ago

      I thought “parting the Sea” was a euphemism for spreading some bussy?