• @[email protected]
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    371 day ago

    Wow that’s a high bar: 3 successful suicide attempts.

    You can only be admitted to the club if you have haunted your apartment for atleast 50 years.

    • @weeeeum
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      42 hours ago

      I thought you said

      :3 suicide attempts

      And I started laughing my ass off

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      623 hours ago

      You know it’s like how 2 negative numbers become positive again you just kill yourself -> dead? Kill yourself again -> alive again. And so on.