This incident will be reported.

I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:

He’s making a list

writes down names in a lil black book

He’s checking it twice!

hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod

He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice!

criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores

Santa Clause is coming to town!

godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day