What if my goal today was to be very naughty? 🤔
you’ll be put on a list 🎅
(but you are a good girl)
This incident will be reported.
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:
He’s making a list
writes down names in a lil black book
He’s checking it twice!
hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice!
criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores
Santa Clause is coming to town!
godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
You’re a good baddie
Depends, if it’s just some cute chaos, then yes still good girl! But if you are like committing war crimes , then the Council of Femcels will have to render judgement.
genuinely made me feel better wtf
no i aint
yes (fite me)
But that only applies to all you wonderful cuties!!! Not me (｡╯︵╰｡)
